How to dress for DIY success

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How to dress for DIY success

Step 1. Be TOTALLY comfortable to go somewhere in crusty, paint covered sweats.

Probably unshowered. Possibly with your teeth brushed.

Step 2. Face it that your kiddo either looks about as place together as you do, or more often then not- better.

Step 3: Forget the bra.

If you’re like me it doesn’t really matter anyway.

Step 4: Wear a shirt that reminds you where you live and hence why it’s a bazillion degrees in your garage.

Step 5: Multitask and work on your soon-to-be-incredible dreadlocks with an awe-inspiring Mulan inspired nappy bun.

Step 6: Roll your sweats up to make a fantastic waist band.

This will help prevent sweat pant shredding around your ankles.

(Obviously, I learned this too late.)

Step 7: Make sure your pants make your backside look completely fictional.

You don’t want to risk being to bootylicious while using primer.

Step 8: Skip painting your nails, and go for the hobbit/man foot look with a small overspray on your toes.

Step 9: Let your kiddo play with the hose while you work.

He’ll make mud, track it into the house and on to the carpet giving you a new DIY scheme. Woot!

Step 10: Argument whether you must in fact shower when your small one takes a nap or watch the Bachelorette.

Usually the Bachelorette wins for me.

Linking this to Mandi at Vintage Revivals FFA Challenge.